A Mountlake Terrace woman has auditioned for a talk show on OWN, Oprah Winfrey's new television network . In addition to the show, the winner will have his or her weight fluctuations and diet heartbreaks chronicled weekly in at least two supermarket tabloids.

A Mountlake Terrace woman has auditioned for a talk show on OWN, Oprah Winfrey's new television network . In addition to the show, the winner will have his or her weight fluctuations and diet heartbreaks chronicled weekly in at least two supermarket tabloids.

A Mountlake Terrace woman has auditioned for a talk show on OWN, Oprah Winfrey's new television network . In addition to the show, the winner will have his or her weight fluctuations and diet heartbreaks chronicled weekly in at least two supermarket tabloids.

As thousands travel home to see their families, jam chocolate eggs and marshmallow chickadees down their gullets at a pre-diet-bOprah/b-like pace and put on their best Christ-y faces, we present a special sugar-coated, Jesus-juiced Good Friday edition of Darts Laurels.

by Gwinn Redberrg Ahh the French… No country has ever had it so good. Not only are they known for great food and exquisite taste in fashion – they are now starting (what may be) a new health trend. The ‘French Paradox’ has been baffling experts since the 90’s. Despite an intoxicating diet of meat, dairy and other fat fuelled treats, the French have shown lower incidents of heart ailments than most countries with more health obsessed eating habits. Americans, on the other hand are succumbing